barricadeponine:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

(via tessaviolet)

simonherondale:

im just going to convince myself they some how sucked out all of the demon from Jonathan and he can finally apologize for all that he’s done 

(via thewilliamherondale)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via tobetheunderdog)

hell-is-my-paradise:

yourealoserlol:

skittlejoy:

its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio

yeah, you deserve them.

that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen

(via clarissam0rgenstern)